Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Union Station renovations

After a few years of being the baby in a corner, rising gas prices and the additional hassles associated with flying have brought rail transportation back into vogue. I've been a huge proponent of rail for quite some time. It's environmentally efficient, fairly fast, exceedingly comfortable, and I always seem to meet interesting people on the train.

At long last, Canada's premiere rail station is getting a massive facelift.






Between GO and VIA trains, it serves well over 250,000 passengers a day, and that's not even counting the TTC passengers and pedestrians passing through. It is a national historic site aswell. The beaux-artes architecture of its Great Hall is a key stop for any tourist visiting town, whether they're taking the train or not. It is the beating heart of the city, from which its lifeblood flows in all directions. Outside of the Great Hall, however, it's been a grimy, ugly, functional mess for over 40 years. The track level looks like a bomb shelter, the GO concourse looks like the basement of a mental institution, and the trains idling in the yard are a noisy neighbour to the billion-dollar condo and hotel developments that have sprung up around it. It needed a change. Badly. I've been ever so happy to watch the renovations on it slowly progress.

The renovations started in 2011, and will be fully complete in 2016. The estimated cost is $640 million. When it's all said and done, it will be prettier, have much higher passenger capacity, better amenities, less congestion in the PATH connections, and be far greener. Here are some highlights.

The Train Shed

The biggest difference communters will notice is the four-storey high, 5,000 square metre glass box being built over the boarding area. Standing at track level, you'll be able to see the skyline of the financial district on one side, Maple Leaf Square and slivers of Lake Ontario on the other, and the blue skies up above. The stairways will also have glass panels, as opposed to the beautiful, worn, dirty concrete that's there now.

At either end of the glass structure, there will be 30,000 square metres of green roof interspersed with solar panels. The green roof will reduce the heat retention in the summer and reduce cooling costs, as well as filtering rain water. The solar panels will generate electricity to offset the station's usage. Hopefully the green roof will also reduce the noise from the trains idling in the yard. The 11:45 VIA train kills me on a daily basis.

On top of all of that, they're adding another platform to the south end of the station, replacing all the wiring, laying brand new track through the station, and replacing all the switches and signals. It'll be like having a whole new train station.

Passsenger & PATH Levels

While the Train Shed will be the sparkling jewel, the true value lies underground. Hidden from prying eyes, workers are digging down underneath the tracks, bracing the supports, then adding a whole new level underneath. The idea is that instead of the platforms letting out directly into the PATH, they'll let out on their own level. Those who live south of the station and pass through it on their 10 minute pedistrian "commute" won't get stuck in the human traffic jam taking the train or waiting for the train anymore. There will be 5,000 more square metres of retail space as well.

This dig is a massive undertaking, especially considering that the station is still functioning at full steam ahead while the work is underway. In all, they'll reinforce or replace 447 columns, and dig out 45 truckloads of dirt every day over 4 years. The York St. concourse should be open sometime next year, with the Bay St. side being done for 2015.

VIA first class & sleeper customers can also use the new Panorama Lounge with its business centre, WiFi, comfy couches and complimentary drinks. The Lounge opened in May, 2012. According to the Toronto Star, if the craftsmanship and attention to detail shown in the lounge is the mark of the entire project, it's going to be a beauty when it's all said and done.

A world-class train station for a world-class city. It's all good. :)


Friday, June 22, 2012

July Music Picks!

Yes, it's been a while. Spare time has been at a premium. If you don't like it, get your money back. Without further ado, here's my pics for the hot shows in July!

June 30-July 1 - Digital Dreams Music Festival - Ontario Place

OK, this will probably be more of the club crowd than the rave/festival crowd (brace for lots of skeezing), but it's hard to ignore a great big multi-day festival in the heart of the city. Rogers is the title sponsor, and the venue is legit, so you know that sound & lighting will be top notch. I was just at a concert at Echo Beach, and it's a beautiful venue for music. Two day passes are in the $120 range right now, while one day wristbands are going for $80.

For the Saturday, Afrojack, A-Trak, Mr. Brown & Spinz, and Thesupermaniak are the acts that jump off the page for me. I'm not sure when Robb G is scheduled to throw down, or which day, but it'll be worth checking out one of his last DJ sets ever - he announced his retirement earlier this month. On Sunday, don't miss London Elektricity & Dynamite MC, the legendary Marcus Visionary, Dubfire, Major Lazer and Kaskade.

Flip flops, sun block, a low-profile beach chair (whatever that is), and a big ol' bottle of water are the orders of the day. Full details on the website or facebook page.

July 6 - Norah Jones - Massey Hall

The soulful American jazz singer touches down at one of the best live music venues in the city for what's sure to be one of the concerts of the year. Touring in support of her fifth full album, Little Broken Hearts, Ms. Jones has gone a little darker, a little more introspective with this one. Tickets are $49.50-$69.50, linked from the Massey Hall website. Check out the video for the album's namesake song:


July 4, 11, 18 & 25 (Wednesdays) - Devin Cuddy - Cameron House


I had the pleasure of catching this kid - well, he's 25, but he's got the youthful glow of Colby Rasmus - the son of Blue Rodeo's Jim Cuddy, at the Cameron a couple of weeks ago, and let me assure you, he is one talented dude. Self described as "Dixieland" piano blues, he sings, tickles the ivories, and woos the audience one verse at a time. Count on a mix of blues classics & his originals, like this one:



Still not sold? How's this for a love of music? (from an interview with Toronto.com)

“My favourite moment so far is when I played at a bar in the east end called Dora Keogh. My grandmother was there, so were my parents, and we played a song called “The Tennessee Waltz,” which was the first song my grandmother danced to at her wedding with her husband in 1952. As we started to play, my dad got up and danced with my grandmother in the middle of the room. Hands down, the most beautiful intergenerational experience I’ve ever had."

Free. Get off your ass and enjoy.

July 20-29 - Beaches International Jazz Festival

The 24th iteration of the festival will have stages at Woodbine Park, the boardwalk and the streets of the Beaches, and the main stage at Kew Gardens. You can peruse the whole lineup on the festival website, but I'd recommend checking out: Afroteque at Woodbine Park on the 20th; the piano jazz & blues of Tyler Yarema at Woodbine on the 22nd; Toronto's own Heavyweights Brass Band and Sharrie Williams on the 28th at Kew Gardens, and; the Swing Shift Big Band at the boardwalk & Lee Ave on the 28th and 29th.

The festival also includes music, improv & dance workshops, a charity 5, 10 & 20 km run, food vendors, art installations and, of course, the beach. Best part? Free!!!!



Friday, April 27, 2012

The (aptly named) Beauties

What could be a more Canadian name for a band? In case you don't speak Small Town/Northern, let me break it down for you:

Beauty: noun, plural [byoo-tee]
1. the combination of all the qualities of a person or thing that delight the senses and please the mind;
also, interjection:
2.  an expression of approval or agreement.
 e.g. "Did you see Crosby's deke last night? He's a beauty!"

I digress. I first encountered the Beauties, who have been on the indie music scene in Toronto since 2006, at a Canadian Music Showcase at the (Legendary) Horseshoe Tavern, one of my favourite places to see live music in the city. It was one of the best concerts I've seen in a looooong time. Sure, there was some cheesy Canadiana, covering Summer of '69 and such, but it featured members of Our Lady Peace, the Arkells, Treble Charger, the Hip... it was who's-who of awesomeness.

The Beauties had the challenging task of being the "house band" for one of the sets. They provided the core of the band, then various members of different bands joined them for a song or two. Their ability to step back and let the guest shine wasn't lost on me, as I'm sure it wasn't lost on the musicians that joined them. What I really enjoyed was hearing their originals. They're hard to pidgeonhole into one particular style - a little bit rock, a little bit country, a little bit bluesy, a little bit folk - and a whole lot of awesome. Case in point, my personal favourite - their version of Holly Golightly's "Devil Do."


It's may or may not be my new theme song. They're a regular fixture at the Dakota Tavern, and their upcoming gigs can be found on their website or Facebook group.

Even better, you can listen to their whole album for free on their website: http://www.thebeauties.ca/music/

Saturday, February 4, 2012

February Music Picks

... and we're off. Better late than never. I'm loving the slicker way to add videos on Blogger now, btw.


A-Trak - Thursday 9th - The Hoxton


Fresh off gracing the cover of Billboard Magazine, this Montreal-born-former-World DMC champion (at age 15, no less) is sure to attract the douchebag set, but his skills on the decks are worth braving the crowds of greased up blazer & pointy-shoe wearing wankers, and self-important hipsters, finding a bit of tile for yourself, and alternating between shaking it & trainspotting. He's played everything from skeezy raves to Lollapalooza, worked with Kanye, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and was the first DJ to headline at Madison Square Gardens,  and on this night he's playing the Hoxton, the new-ish shabby-chic concert venue at 69 Bathurst.

$20 advance on Ticketweb.


City & Colour - Fri-Sat 10 & 11th - Massey Hall 

Sold out long ago, this will be a hard ticket to get a hold of, but may be worth the exorbitant Craigslist scalper prices. Dallas Green, formerly of Alexisonfire, now operates under the City & Colour moniker. A little bit folksy, a little bit rocky (mostly the former), and 100% Canadian, his voice is unmistakable. He's touring in support of his 2011 "Little Hell" album. Not much further ado is required. Go if you can. Be envious if you can't.


Cyantific/The Upbeats ++ - Friday 17th - Guvernment


Alright, ever since my run-in with the bouncer who tried to roll me for my watch, I haven't been back to Guv, but if you're in a dark mood on a Friday night, and feel like sweating all the bad 'tings out on the dancefloor, make your way there. Four headliners - Cyantific, Wildinson, Chasing Shadows & The Upbeats - will rock the decks for a huge drum n' bass dance. Local support from the legendary Marcus Visionary & Gremlinz. Check Destiny's website for the full details.

$25 advance, more on the door. 19+

The Ataris & The Queers - Saturday 18th - The Horseshoe

Yes, of course I mean the LENGENDARY Horseshoe Tavern, it just won't all fit in the big kind of font. Ease up selector. This double bill will be a wickedly fun night. Two classic American pop-punk bands will rock the place, no doubt.

The Queers (n.b.: don't Google them in public places, unless you're inviting that kind of attention) have been on the case since the early 1980's, and are probably best described as the Ramones meet the Beach Boys... if the Beach Boys were a little more direct about their drinking/fucking/partying urges in their lyrics. They've How times have changed. The only real constant is lead singer Joe Queer - they've gone through a laundry list of band members over the past 30 years. It's currently a 3-piece (guitar/bass/drums).



The Ataris... well, Boys of Summer. Need I say more? OK, you talked me into it. They formed in 95, and skyrocketed to success in the punk scened. They really broke out with their cover of Don Henley's Boys of Summer  in 2004, and they haven't looked back. They're still very much active, and are touring in support of their upcoming Graveyard of the Atlantic release.

$15, on the door only. Get there early, or risk missing out.


Dropkick Murphys - Wednesday 22 - Sound Academy


On the case since 1995, these guys are one of the best-known Celtic rock/punk bands in the world. High energy, and undeniably new-world Celtic (from near Boston, if I recall correctly) - they're a punk band with the added joy of bagpipes, mandolin, tin whistle, and acordian sounds. They're touring on their "Going Out in Style" album. They're also the only other band that can cover "Home for a Rest" that isn't Great Big Sea and have me still listen to it. That's worth it's weight in gold, innit.

Tickets work out to $53.50 each with service charge, which is a bit steep, but hey, it's the Murphys, and it's gonna be nuts. Just do it.


Biodiesel - Saturday 25th -  The Garrison


Toronto breakbeat legends converge on Dundas West (way way west... essh) for DJ Czech's birthday bash. He's coming back from Prague to play on this night, and he's bringing the live PA act Biodiesel in, who will bell be playing drums & bass live, making music on the spot. Check the vid if you don't believe me. The funky Dave Saddler, and Farbsie Funk round out the local support. Bring your dancing shoes, and a towel. B'oh!


Tix are $15 advance at Ticketweb.


The Twilight Sad - Wednesday 29th - Lee's Palace

A Scottish indie-rock trio, they've got the real difference of actually sounding Scottish. The lead singer's brogue is thick enough to be noticed, but not so thick that you can't understand a frickin' word he's saying. They call themselves "folk with layers of noise" (think early Alexisonfire and other bands with the 'wall of sound' mentality) Their live performances are known for being almost excessively loud, so maybe bring earplugs to hear them at a normal level. They're touring to promote their shiny new album "No-one Can Ever Know."

Tickets are $15 advance at Ticketmaster.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Toronto Roller Derby - Season 6 Opener - Feb 4th

Now, I've never actually been to a real, live roller derby, but the folks at Toronto Roller Derby have been added to my "Like" list on the ol' Facebook. The downside? You've got to make your way all the way up to Downsview park to take in the event. The upside? Booze & bruising babes bashing and brawling in board-to-board bouts... This post is brought to you by the letter B. Deal with it.

The Toronto Roller Derby is the largest flat-track league in Canada, with four of its own house teams, a travel team, a farm team, and over 100 active skaters. They've even spawned a couple of other teams that train and compete out of other locations in the city. It's had five seasons so far, with each bringing bigger crowds, and a bigger following than the last. Check out last year's promo video:






Event Details:


On Saturday, February 4th, 2012, they'll kick off their sixth season with two matches - the cleverly named D-VAS (one of the Toronto teams spun-off from ToRD) will fight amongst themselves, then the Gore Gore Rollergirls will take on 2011 Toronto Champions Chicks Ahoy. No, I'm not making these names up.

Doors at 5:00, early bout at 6:00. Food & booze for sale at the venue. $14 in advance from their website, or $12 advance from ticket outlets listed on the Facebook event page.


Rules:

So, we all know it's cool chicks in themed outfits smashing into each other at high speeds, but what's the actual object? They play according to the Women's Flat Track Derby Association's rules. Basically, there's a flat oval track that's between 13 and 15 feet wide , and about 90 feet long. It's played in 2 x 30 minute periods, each divided into multiple "jams", which are races to score points. Each jam is two minutes or less, and has a maximum of four Blockers (including one Pivot) and a Jammer (see below).

There are three main positions players play - Blocker, Pivot, and Jammer. The Jammer is the one who does the scoring of points by passing opposing skaters (except the first time through the pack). Each skater she passes is a point. Blockers don't score points, and skate in "the pack"... basically to gum up the works and keep the Jammers from skating by by "blocking" or bodychecking them. Pivots are a special blocker that can turn into a Jammer if the "star" is passed to her by swapping helmet covers. Phew. Got all that?

General info on all upcoming shows, and for those ladies of sound constitution, how to skate with the teams is on their Facebook page. They're also selling calendars to raise awareness and funds for the fight against prostate cancer. As the proud owner of a prostate (or so my Doctor claims when he's spelunking), that's a whole lotta allllright.

I, for one, am looking forward to some lively competition and good times. The only question is, who should I root for? My support is up for auction.

No worries. It's all good.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Real Jerk is Closing!

Now, normally I try to keep it to happy news, and refrain from posting things that I don't like, but this bears mentioning, if for nothing more than motivating you to get out and make one last stop at this Tdot institution.

According to an article in the Toronto Star, The Real Jerk, a Jamaican-Canadian-owned Caribbean restaurant that's graced the corner of Queen & Broadview for the better part of 30 years is the latest casualty of condominium developers. No word on if the mural will form part of the glass & concrete exterior.

I'm taking this one a little bit personally, since it's been a place where so many fond memories were made. Back when we were young and unencumbered by things like debt and morals, we used to fuel up there before attending all-night dance-a-thons (or something like that) at the nearby Opera House.

Every two months a group of us would descend on the Jerk to devour some delicious jerk pork or roti, and guzzle down the generously poured double rum & cokes. We would endure its service provided on "island time" and the somewhat forgetful servers along with everyone else because the chaw is the real deal.

Doors close at the end of January, so you've still got a few weeks to get down there for one last hurrah. I'd suggest a reservation, since you won't be the only one making the pilgrimage. 709 Queen East. Main courses $10-15.

Hopefully it finds a new location, and hopefully nearby, since the only other pre-drink option is Jilly's... well, maybe it's not all bad, but I wouldn't trust the burgers...

It's all good, before it's all gone. Get 'r India.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

January music picks!!!

January 11 - Caveman - The (Legendary) Horseshoe Tavern

A five piece band out of Brooklyn, USA, they're not the peppiest of songwriters, but if you're in the mood for beautifully composed indie rock/folk/godknows, with a bit of a poetic edge to the lyrics (i.e. thinking music), check these dudes out. Wow, that was a long sentence. They're still pretty raw, and on their way up, but that's understandable considering they've only been together a few years. Don't believe me? Check out Exhibit A:





They're playing alongside co-Brooklyn-ite chick-led peppy/cheeky-indie-style Hospitality, (that's a hell of a lot of hyphens) and Volcano Playground, another orchestral-sounding 70's-ish style band out of Tdot, who desperately need to get something other than Myspace where people can listen to their shit. This jam is at my absolute favourite rock dive, and should be a great way to spend your Hump Night. $12 on the door.


January 14 - Ginger St. James & The Grinders - The Dakota Tavern
 

Alright, so I've blogged about this chick before, but you probably haven't gotten off of your couch to see her play yet, have you? Right, so, here's your chance. She's got one of the best voices I've heard in a loooonnnngggg frickin' time, and a wonderful stage presence. She'll have her whole band in tow on this night, which promises to be a rollicking good time. The Dakota is a honky-tonkin' good time at the worst of times, and she'll rock the place. Don't miss it. $10 on the door.




January 20 - Real Estate - Lee's Palace

A band out of New Jersey, and a little reminiscent of the Arkells. it's hard to believe that they've only been rolling together for a little over three years. They're known as a "band to watch" by many, and they're on their way up. Catch them now for their lovely song-writing, if only so you can brag that you saw them "back before they were big."




These boys are playing Lee's Palace, another great rock dive/must experience kind of place.

January 20 - Stanton Warriors - Ame
A breakbeat duo out of the UK, Stanton Warriors have been on the case since 1998. Their sound has evolved from speed garage, which, let's be honest, nobody ever really liked... but these dudes have taken it to the next level. Ranging from haunting to cheeky, all of it danceable, you can just close your eyes and move to their sets. No thinking required. So, if you're up for a little rump shakin', this is your jam.





Different kind of venue too - Ame - a high end sushi joint at 19 Mercer St. Curious to see how well it converts. $25 advance tickets, more on the door.

December 28 - Birthday Bass - Nocturne
 
If you haven't gotten all of your rump-shaking out of your system at the Stanton Warriors the night before, then check out the lovely Lady Bass' birthday jam at Nocturne. Some of Toronto's top hard house spinners are making an appearance to drop big, bassy, dancefloor-driven tunes to help Ms. Bass celebrate another year. She throws semi-regular jams, every month or two in the same space, and the lineup is always top-notch. Check out the website for more details. Free before 11, $5 after. BYODS.

December 29 - Collie Buddz - Sound Academy

Probably best known for his hit "Day & Night," this pot-centric reggae artist out of Bermuda. He credits Tdot as being his "home away from home" and claims that he wrote most of his biggest song here. This jam is sure to be packed, as Tdot shows its love best for those who love it. He's touring in support of his "Playback" release of last year.



My personal favourite made one badass drum n' bass remix. I gave you his original, just for the sensuous pace of it. $21.50 + service charge (so $24-5).



Enjoy your mild & wild January, 'cos it's alllllll good. ;-)

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Ginger St. James

Every now and then, you make some random musical discovery that you can then spend the next months and years delighting in introducing that musician to them. For me, Ginger St. James is that artist.

I caught her performance at a burlesque show in boring ol' Ottawa one random winter's night, and spent the rest of the evening in aural bliss. Somehow she manages to fit the singing voice of a thousand old jazz singers into her tiny little frame. Hints of Etta James and Patsy Cline show through in her sound (and maybe a little Lucille Bogan in her subject matter). I have, on a few occasions, watched peoples' jaws drop, quite literally, when she opens her mouth to sing.

She plays the blues oh-so-well, and also dips into jazz and country. Her live sets are generally a mix of her originals, and her take on the classics. Her originals bear the mark of her country/small town upbringing, and range from cheeky, to funergetic, to raunchy, and down to soulfully sad. Though not yet the strongest lyricist, as her songwriting progresses, so to will her upward trajectory. With a voice like hers, so long as she sticks with the game, the descriptor "incomparable" may well become apt.

Don't believe me? Fine. I'll prove it. Check out this live version of "Don't Deceive Me," a standard sung by the likes of Chuck Willis and Little Richard alike. I'd take Ms. St. James' version three times out of four.


Grab her first studio LP with her band, the Grinders - Spank, Sparkle & Growl, off of her site, as well as iTunes and Amazon. A little birdie informs me that she's in the studio working on her first full album, and it should be out early in the new year, so keep checking back.

She's based in Toronto now, and keeps a busy schedule. You can see her live at the always-rowdy Magpie Tavern every Monday, starting Dec 19th, and running until Jah knows when. 831 Dundas St. West.

(Try to) Keep track of her on Facebook, or her website, GingerStJames.com.

Understatement of the week: It's all good. ;)

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Sneaky Dee’s Nachos

If you want nachos in the city, this is where you go. Period. Their heart-stopping mountains of tortillas and toppings are the stuff of legend, and if you’ve never had them in you, stop reading and go right now. OK, wait, finish reading, then go. Otherwise, why would I write the rest of this?

Sneaky’s is about as authentic as you can get. Established in 1987, at the none-too-classy corner of College & Bathurst, the place is a dive. It always has been, and hopefully always will be. The bathroom walls bear more permanent marker than the face of the first person to pass out at a frat party. The men’s room floors make it apparent that the patrons have little chance of winning any medals in any sport involving aiming. The concert venue upstairs has hosted some racous jams, that I'm proud to have survived. It’s loud, crowded, and the booths bear the signs of some 25 years of heavy traffic. Sometimes there’s quite a wait for a table, which in this city generally means you’re on to a good thing. Let’s just call it “character” and move on.

Its cheap pitchers of home brew and own brand of hot sauce ($5 a bottle to take home) make it a staple of university life for U of T students. They’ve quite often got bands playing in the back, and one-off events in the upstairs. Now, as a grown-up, I wouldn’t rush to make it my regular joint, nor would it be my ultimate destination for a night on the town. Once you’ve been there, however, it will call to you from time to time. It’s more than just a general desire for nachos. I’ve learned to identify it as a specific craving for Sneaky Dee’s. In the way that vinyl always sounded better when Mr. Brown would play it on the shitty speakers at 2theBeat, or wines always taste better in the cellars at the vineyard, nachos just taste better at Sneaky’s. Scienticians have tried for years to explain it, with little luck. I, for one, would rather chalk it up to a confluence of cosmic forces, and order another pitcher.

Brass tacks – let’s talk nachos.

I have a penchant for the King’s Crown platter. Some places claim their nachos are piled high with toppings. They’ve really just got topping envy. For $15.50, this monster has salsa, frijoles, beef, tomatoes, onions, pappers, jalapenos, cheese, guacamole and sour cream in such volumes that you need a fork to get at ‘em by the end. There’s no shame in eating the guac/bean/meat/salsa/sour cream slurry that will inevitably remain once the last chip has been fished out and consumed. In fact, it’s strongly encouraged. One platter is enough to fuel three normal humans, or two stoned teenagers.

There are, however, different ways to skin the proverbial cat. I have friends (surprised?) that swear by the compartmentalization of the nachos. The basic nachos, with guac, salsa, and sour cream on the side is a favourite of Doctors and Medical Residents everywhere. They also feature Greek, Veggie, and Hawaiian, or you can craft your own by adding toppings.

What’ll it cost you?

Nachos: &7.95 for simple chips & cheese - $15.50 for the King's Crown. Bring a friend.

Beer: $11 or so for a pitcher. I like their red best.

You can't go wrong at Sneaky's... 'cos it's alllll good. ;)

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

December Music Picks!!!

What do you want to be humming in the morning? Or, in some cases, what do you want to make your ears ring until the next evening? Here's my picks for what should be some great shows in the month of December!

Bon Iver - Massey Hall - December 6

Touring in support of their self-titled second album, these Yanks are continuing an upwards trajectory. A recent discovery for this cat, it's not hard to fall in love with the very pretty harmonies they put together. From all accounts, lead singer Justin Vernon hardly needs any backing to captivate a crowd, and ol' Massey Hall should be a great showcase for them. Almost makes me wish I wasn't shredding powder in the Rockies when this one goes down. Tickets from TicketMaster are $58.14-63.14 including fees.



The Sheepdogs - Lee's Palace - December 9 & 10

A little bit bluesy, a little bit rocky, a whole lot of good. A little reminiscent of old Guess Who or CCR in the riffs & harmonies, they might be the best thing to come out of Saskatoon since Gordie Howe. They'll certainly entertain more on this night, no offence Gordie. This is part of 102.1 The Edge's holiday concert series, and $1 from every ticket goes to the Food Bank. Great music, great cause. General admission tickets are $20.



DJ Hype - Guvernment - December 16

One of the world's filthiest drum n' bass acts touches down in Tdot for a little dancefloor mayhem. If you've only ever heard one dnb tune, it's probably his - Ready or Not. He's been on the case since 1989, and showing no signs of slowing down. I've seen him a bunch of times already, and he kills it each & every time. Playing on one of the biggest, guts-scrambling systems in the city, with some crazy frickin' lighting will only enhance dem 'tings.
This jam has Commix (UK - Hospital) as second headliner, and the ever-present MC Daddy Earl gracing the mic. Toronto's own legend, Marcus Visionary provides local support with Everfresh, plus MCs JD, Caddy Cad & Trajady on the mic.

Tickets are $25 advance, more on the door. 19+ only, sorry kiddies.

Do. Not. Miss. This.

Canadian Brass & Toronto Symphony Orchestra - Roy Thomson Hall - December 20 & 21

Call me campy if you like, but I fucking love Christmas. Lights, store windows, good wine, turkey, and old familiar Christmas songs. I mean, we all know the only real Christmas album is Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas,' but since he's long since passed (and his daughter just doesn't have the barritone to pull it off), the Canadian Brass Christmas concerts have been a staple of the holidays for a coon's age. Tickets range from $31-109.

Oldschool Boxing Day Blowout - Footwork - December 26

A favourite pasttime of any downtown dweller, what better way to sweat out turkey gravy than by shaking yourself down to some oldschool Tdot residents? Ignore the irony of a footwork event being called a blowout, and concentrate on the lineup.

I'm particularly excited to see Flippy do his thing - though I'm not sure if he's MCing or playing a DJ set. Grimace is sure to bust out the oldschool 94 rave choonage as well, so you've got other reasons to get there early... other than $2 drinks from 9-10.

No guestlist. Check Footwork's site for more details.






Of course, this only scratches the surface of the great shows, so get out there and explore. After all, it's all good. ;)

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Sundayfundays at Scotland Yard

Ahhhh the Esplanade... (noun: es-pluh-nahd. An open, level, public space, especially one serving for public walks or drives). Heh, you learn something every day. As the nearest real neighbourhood to the financial district, this place is rife with young professionals, downtown dwellers drawn in by the St. Lawrence market, and a few tourists checking out the Old Spaghetti Factory with their chubby little kids. It's also stocked with bars, restaurants, and little galleries that all seem out of the way. Sure, it's got a Biermarkt (the original, I think), and a Keg, but it's also got some solid pubs.

Among the solid pubs stands Scotland Yard, a pub that's graced the Esplanade for 25 years. Outside (like that's a concern at this type of year) they've got a great patio, with leafy trees providing good shade. Sitting on a quieter street, you'll feel a little removed from the hustle and or bustle of town. It's an odd vibe inside, with all sorts of antique-store clutter hanging from the ceiling - old fans & light fixtures, paintings, mirrors - the works. It's broken down into two wings, with a big C
-shaped bar in the middle, as you come in. There are a few TV & projection screens scattered about. A bit more of a clean, modern feel than the worn-in pub feel that us white boys prefer, but an easy place to be in, nonetheless.

What gets this
place into the list of good things? I'm glad you asked. Really. Its combination of awesomeness on Sundays is something I haven't found anywhere else in the city yet.

$6 double caesars. Yes, that delicious mashup of clam, tomato and vodka is a frickin' bargain on the day when 83% of the normal human beings in this city are nursing a hangover. They're served with an extreme bean instead of celery, for major league bonus points.

$5 pints. This included Mill Street's delicious Tankhouse lager. Solid price for the 'hood.

$6 wings. They came out hot & fresh, though the hottest they could do is Frank's Extra Hot, which is a good indicator that a place isn't serious about dem chickens. The fact that they were on sale on a Sunday afternoon (2-6 pm) is what makes it awesome. Standard size, and not particularly special, they did hit the spot. Y'know... the spot right between the double caesar and the pint of dark beer. Yeahhhhh....

Service. I can't remember her name for the life of me, but the server was not only fun, quick-witted, and a giver of solid high-fives, but she was killing a hangover at the same time. I can only imagine her operating at full capacity. Attentive, and part of the experience without hovering or harassing. Well done, blonde girl. Well done.

Long story short, roll out of bed on a Sunday afternoon, and limp down to the Yard for a SundayFunday startup before hitting the north market for some groceries. It's all good.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Unmugged at the Guvernment

On a big night, there are few experiences like the Guv. It draws the world's top club spinners, massive crowds, great lighting, sound, it's got creative spaces that make it feel more like a circus than a nightclub at times. It's one of Toronto's only superclubs, following in the great British tradition. OK, sure, on a regular night it's just somewhere to go when you've got nowhere else to go, and that's where this story comes from.

There were originally five of us headed out - and the names have been changed to protect the innocent. ST, the touring jazz musician, Karstar, the talented photographer, and me, the suit. It was a foggy Friday night in the city, and a couple of chicks from back home made the last minute trip down to the city to experience the nightlife. Karstar had spots on the list, so Guv it was. Once the broads eventually got themselves primped and preened, we headed off to the club.

We immediately lost track of the chicks, who bailed to head out to the Brant House... which, if you're not familiar is a place where bankers, lawyers and 'roid monkeys go to use their money to impress trashy orange girls from the suburbs. I'm sure they fit right in.

The night was a pretty standard night out. A few drinks, the DJ was playing a solid set in the main room, and Asian people were piling up in drifts on the floor. It didn't stay standard for long though. The inevitable result of a few beers is that they'll need to be let out at some later point, and I took my leave to do just that. Popped into the first stall that became available, and I was, for lack of a better term, taking one of the leaks of my life, when what I can best describe as a gigantic, black-clad gorilla burst into the stall.

"Alright" quoth the gorilla, "you've got two options. Either I drag you outside and tell the cops I caught you doing drugs in here, or we can come to some sort of arrangement."

Keep in mind, I'm still peeing as this is happening.

"You can't be serious."

"Alright, you want to do this the hard way?" the gorilla stepped closer. Am I about to be beaten, mugged or raped here? Jesus. "How much is it worth to you."

I'd heard about shit like this before at clubs and raves, but never had I experienced it in 14 odd years of late night adventuring. Bouncers supplementing their incomes. The cops outside don't care - they'll just sit there, watch the bouncer eject some dude on the pavement, then book him for the drugs the bouncer claims to have flushed. No investigation, just taking the word of the employee over the patron.

"Dude, I've got like $20 left." Done peeing by this point, so at least I don't have my dick in my hand while I'm being mugged anymore.

"Give me your watch."

"Seriously dude? Seriously? You're rolling me for my watch?"

"Give me your fucking watch, or you might just slip on some water and hurt yourself."

Watch and last $20 surrendered. I go free.

But wait, isn't this "It's all good?" Shouldn't there be a happy ending, like the massages on Soi 7 in Bangkok? Read on, reader.

So I link back up with the boys, and tell them the story. They've both heard of it happening before, but never known who it happens to. We curse bouncers, Karstar buys a round of sympathy drinks, and we retire to the patio to see what we can salvage of the night. Out on the patio, we tell a few other people the story. Shock on everyone's part. Feeling a little better about it, and determined not to let it ruin my Friday, we head back inside to make some new friends.

About 10 minutes later, Karstar finds me.

"Dude, remember that guy I got the smoke from on the patio? He found your watch."

No fucking way.

Way.

We fight our way through the crowd, link up with the random dude from the patio, who takes us to the front door to the head bouncer. The bouncer asks me to describe my watch, and the guy that rolled me for it, then goes outside.

Random patio dude explains that right after I'd told the story on the patio, he'd gone in to the washroom, and the guy did the same thing to him. Unfortunately for the gorilla, random patio dude went to school with the head bouncer. The head bouncer returns with my watch, and a genuine apology.

"You should've told someone right away man. We don't tolerate that kind of shit here."

The only downside is that I missed the part where the two head bouncers took this guy off-shift, fired him, and reported him to the cops for theft. That, Ms. Morissette, is ironic.

There was much rejoicing. Cool people met. Night saved. It's all good.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Mo'vember in To'ronto...

The campaign originated in 2004, and has picked up steam throughout. The first Canadian iteration was in 2007. Now, when a guy sprouts a mo', the reaction is only 50% horror, and 50% curiousity as to whether or not it's for a charitable purpose. In this case, the charity is mens' health in general, and prostate cancer in specific. There are some spectacular mo's... in some spectacular designs...

I dare say that my mo shall be far less spectacular, and more on the "dirty pedo" side of the scale... but it's all for a good cause.

So here's to all the T.O. Mo Bros, sacrificing their dignity, and any chance at an intimate encounter with a woman who hasn't seen the following video:



Remember, you're not a whore if you're doing it for charity. It's all good.

Monday, October 31, 2011

The Wheat Sheaf - hot but not hot.

So, YDC and I took a little Tuesday night jaunt down to check out the Wheat Sheaf, as promised. Yes, it took me a week to write about it. Yes, this is the first time I've been a little bored since last week. Sue me. No, wait, don't.

Anyway, Tuesday night means wing deals at many places across town, and it also means that our beloved Leafs are on. The Wheat Sheaf seemed as good of a place as any to combine those two of my favourite past times, with the third one - delicious Creemore Pilsner.

Despite what a somewhat confused employee may tell you on the phone, you can reserve a table, and if you're going on a Tuesday, I'd suggest it. The place had a mixed crowd - about what you'd expect of a place plopped down at Bathurst & King. Very light on the douches, with a smattering of students, some young professionals decompressing after work, a few foreign expats that make a beeline for the exit when the game starts, and, from the looks of it, mostly just nice normal folks out to catch the game. +1.

The Place... is pretty standard pub, a little on the divey side (+1), belying the fact it's been there slinging pints & chaw since 1849, long before King West was a place where Maserattis would parade around on a Thursday. Lots of flat screen TVs, and a somewhat faded projection screen at the one end.

The Service... not the most attentive in the world, by any stretch. Several times the pitchers ran dry, were scooped up, and not replaced. Our guy seemed a little impatient (and I don't even think we were being dicks...), like he wasn't the biggest fan of his job. -1.

The Wings... as far as quality of cooking, they were badass. They came out piping hot & fresh... crispy on the outside, steamy on the inside - perfectly cooked. Nice size to 'em. The sauce was another story, unfortunately. Being manly men, we got suicide... The sauce was tightly rationed, with some dry patches on the ol' girls, so we ordered another little vessel of suicide. It didn't make them any hotter, but it was at least tasty. My guess would be a cayenne pepper based sauce, with that nice peppery flavour... but I would barely even describe them as medium.

Sunday-Tuesday are wing nights. 1/2 price - we got 30 for around 13 bucks, and stuffed our fat faces thoroughly.

The Verdict... I'll give them another shot to see if they were just having a bad sauce night... but only because they were so perfectly cooked. If they cranked up the Scovilles by a factor of 5, they'd be a regular part of my repetoire.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Wing Night finder? You don't say!

Probably about the best idea I've heard since I spent the weekend back home with Uncle Jordy and Uncle Jon (note: not related, nor uncles. Except Jordy, but he's not my uncle, so it doesn't count).

Hotwings.ca has a user-generated list of wing joints, wing nights, reviews, and a Google map that lets you see who has deals on, and where the award-winners can be found. It even tracks the top-10 per city.

Bookmarks, add bookmark. Use often. Tonight we're checking out our beloved Maple Leafs at the Wheat Sheaf, and seeing if their 55 cent wings measure up to the delicious expectations I have of them...

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Indie Week Wrapup

What a great week of music... well, a great 5 days of music. From all accounts, there were some incredibly energetic shows. I managed to catch only two shows, as so-called "real life" tends to get in the way of fun from time to time.

Thursday night at the Bovine was a good time. We arrived mid-set for Die by Remote, who were putting on a solid, if somewhat uninspired show. It felt like they were paying more attention to the music than they were to entertaining the crowd. Nothing wrong with their sound, they just need to up their energy level & crowd interaction.

Then, there was a round of shots, and a few Molson Stock Ales to wash them down.

The second set was The Waxmen out of Scarborough. They play a 90's rock style, and showed a lot of versaitility. The first song was Tea Party-esque, the second Foo-Fighters-ish, and so forth. A lot of versatility, but not a lot of flow in the set. Great energy on the stage, and each song was well played.

Another round of shots, and a few more beers with pictures of an anchor on them. Sensing a theme?

Then came My Son the Hurricane, the ol' rock band with a 7 piece horn section, that crammed themselves in to the tiny Bovine stage. They played an energetic set, capped off with their brassy cover of Metallica's For Whom the Bell Tolls... The sound mixing was a little off, so Jacob Bergsma, the vocalist, was a little washed out by the horns. For these guys to take it to the next level, I think they've got to start bringing the singer from the videos out for more live shows, and spread the solos around a little more. The guitar & trombone solos were great, but I'd like to see what the rest of the band's got...

More shots. Chicks putting the moves on other chicks. More beer. Nice.

Discovery of the night? The Treble Warriors, a self-described rock-reggae band with great energy, and good arrangements. It was either them, or the copious amounts of alcohol that had me swaying (likely both), so in order to get a better idea of what they're about, I'm going to do what you should do - download their free album, and give it a listen on a SundayFunday.

Totally worth the Hangover from Hell on the Friday. No loud noises, please.

The Indie Week Finale on Sunday was a great showcase. From what I understand, the top bands from each night played on the Saturday at different bars, and the top band from each of those shows got a spot in the finals.

The winner played in the third timeslot, so I completely missed them... but Tiny Danza out of Toronto apparently rocked it pretty hard. Again, I'll have to listen to a few tunes online and see what they're made of. Congrats, boys!

We arrived to the sounds of Sherman Downey and the Ambiguous Case, a folk-rock-bluegrassy band out of Newfoundland. An unusual combination of acordian, guitar, mandolin, bass, banjo, brass & drums, they played harmonies like Great Big Sea sings 'em. All very talented musicians, and they played quite well together. At times it felt like the interludes dragged on a little, which I think kept the crowd from getting overly involved in it, but definitely no shortage of talent.

Calgary's Zoo Lion were next, with straight up four piece alt-rock, and they were rocking hard. Their set was fun and danceable, and overall high quality. They played well to the crowd, and entertained well. None of their songs stood out as particularly remarkable, but it was all good. ;-)

Surprise of the night? Courage My Love... I heard a rumour that the two girls and the guy in this rock trio were high school age... can anyone confirm that? If that's the case, their talent definitely outstrips their years. If that's not the case, then I'll bet they get ID'ed at every LCBO. Regardless, they put on a solid show, even if the lead guitarist/vocalist seemed surprised when the crowd got into it. Ha! A lot of fun, and definitely one to watch.

My personal favourite set of the night was the Ascot Royals (yes, I will eventually turn that link into the actual video. They can do such fancy things on computers now). A classic 5-piece rock band (guitar, vocals, bass, keyboard, drums) with incredibly slick sets. Each song was good individually, but they also know how to build a set. Even with the quick 20 minutes that they had, they built the energy level, and each song flowed nicely into the next. Their personalities and energy shone through in their playing, and their interaction with the crowd. Keep an eye on these fellas, they may go somewhere.

Definitely worth the monday morning hangover (NB: no capital letters = relatively minor hangover). Are you sensing a theme?

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Great upcoming shows.

Indie Music Week - Oct 12-17th

Alright, this is setting up to be a great week of music. That is, as long as you like up & coming bands playing their asses off for a shot at some big exposure. I'm super pumped to see
My Son the Hurricane again (October 13th at the Bovine Sex Club)... maybe I'll throw my man-panties on the stage...

The Indie Week website links to all of the
band pages, so you can check them out, as I'll be doing. Some standouts in my mind so far include the clean, soulful rock of The Murder Plans (Oct 14th @ the Underground Garage, cover $??), the sultry voice of Tara Priya (four shows during the week - check her site), and The Suburbians, the winners of the Indie Week honours from Ireland (five shows - check their site).

One can't miss show is the "
Best of the Fest" finale at Tattoo Rock Parlour. The top 10 bands will be playing in a showdown. $10 cover, doors open at 7. You can score tickets in advance, which I've got. We'll be rolling 7 deep on this night. Probably rocking 7 deep too.

Or, if you can't decide, and you're bored on a Wednesday, just check the
Launch Party at the Hideout... $10, and a 4 am last call. What more do you need to help your hump day keep humping?


The links to tickets on the website doesn't work, so you've got to go directly to TicketScene.ca to pick 'em up.

Adaline - November 12 - El Mocambo



Thanks to my sister for the hookup on this one. A Vancouver songstress with a velvet voice. I haven't quite figured out how to categorize her style yet, and I may never. Either way - smooth lyrics, cheeky instrumentals, and a bit of a slinky edge to her voice. This is the Toronto release party for her new album "Modern Romantics," produced and played on by Hawksley Workman. Not sure if he'll be out in support on this night, but there are two electrochickpop acts opening for her. Check the Facebook page for the full details. $10. Doors at 8:30.



Trombone Shorty - November 17 - Opera House


I'm really looking forward to this one. Trombone Shorty is one super talented trombone & trumpet player from Nawlins. He mashes up jazz, funk, r&b, hip hop, blues and straight-ahead rock and or roll. He's got a new album out, and is touring really friggin' hard to push it. Toronto is the only Canadian stop on the tour, and it's one night only at the Opera House. Tickets are $34 from Ticketmaster. Doors at 9.

Support local music, or else suffer its absence in silence. ;-)

Thursday, October 6, 2011

The Grid T.O.

Just a quick heads-up as to a great website I stumbled across...

(yes, I'm painfully aware that this is hardly a groundbreaking discovery, but just bear with me. I'm from a small town. Things move slower there.)

The Grid T.O. is a community-based web magazine that gives neighbourhood by neighbourhood breakdowns of what's going on in the city. Blogs (please don't leave me), music, festivals, fashion, art - all the same 'tings I'm out to discover. Yes, I'll be picking up some tips from there. No, I won't be jealous if you go there. There's a lot of love for this city. Spread it.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Nuit Blanche - October 1 - 7 pm 'til Sunrise

This will be another first for me. Nuit Blanche is the French term for an all-nighter. With my raising, usually an all-nighter involves copious amounts of alcohol, and/or a very vigorous... err... friend... so meandering about and checking out art installations all over the downtown will be a change of pace. Then again, there are enough bars in the downtown core to make the combination bar-hop-art-crawl into one multi-headed hydra of awesomeness.

The idea started in Nantes, France in 1984, and quickly became an international sensation. Nowadays, over 120 cities worldwide have a night, or several nights that they shut down city streets, and have all manner of art - sculpture, light, performance, painting - you name it, it's probably there.



This year's will be the 6th event in Toronto, and feature 130 installations all over the downtown core. They've got a handy map and night planner app for smartphones to help you plan your trapsing. I'm going with the age-old travel method of tagging along with people who've been paying more attention than I. That'll free me up to pay more attention to my rigorous training regimen for the Road Hockey to Conquer Cancer tournament that I'll be spending dawn-til-dusk playing in. Burning the day at both ends FTW.


So, enough fluff. What's on my hit list for the night?


Sans Façon - "Limelight" - Glasgow, UK

The concept is simple - they replace ordinary streetlights with spotlights, making the street into an impromptu stage, where we're the performers. The artists say that their "work aims to question places and invites a renewed outlook at everyday situations." Maybe a little overstating, but it'll be fun to see how people ham it up in the glow...



Grosvenor Street, just west of Yonge.




Kurt Firla, Elliott Mealia and Po-Mo Inc. - "Ride the Rocket" - Toronto, ON

Kind of like a simulation ride at an amusement park, this bad boy is going everywhere and nowhere at once. Dreamed up by animators and comedians, it's a stationary street car that will "visit" all kinds of far flung locales, with a trained "TTC driver" (who we all hope will stay awake for the duration...) to guide the tour. Probably a big line for this one.





600 Bay Street.



Christine Irving & Interactive Art - "The Heart Machine, 2010" - Toronto, ON


Flames shooting 25 feet in the air from a 16 foot high symbolic representation of the human heart? The only thing that could make that cooler (and cause a corresponding jump in the demand for natural gas in the Province) is if it shot flames in the air on command from passers-by. Oh, wait, they thought of that. Touch the sensors that represent the arteries, and try not to toast any pidgeons in the process. People got to play with this at Burning Man this year. Now it's our turn. To be fair, it's supposed to be 9 degrees on Saturday, so we need it a little more than those dirty hippies in the desert, right?



640 Bay St.



Artist Bloc - "The Happiness Project" - Toronto, ON



Each room in the studio building is designed as the artist's take on happiness... then people will be in there musing about happy thoughts, while orchestral music plays in the background. I may just curl up here for a nap... 134 Ossington Ave.



Of course, these are just four that caught my eye out of what I've seen so far. There are tons of things to see on this night... and you should never refuse the opportunity to have your city become your playground.



I'm bringing my camera.... this may be that catalyst for that T.O. Slideshow I've been pondering for this thing.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

My Son The Hurricane

So, my very first night of bandventuring in the Tdot turned up a wicked find. I'm not quite sure how to categorize these guys - maybe a live band mashup? I've been describing them to friends as "ska/funk/rockers with some white boy nerd rap mixed in," though I'm not sure if that even covers the spread. They're a standard rock band, plus a vocalist (sometimes two), but what really makes them amazing is the 7-piece horn section. Three saxamaphones, two trombones, plus three trumpets and/or a flugelhorn and/or a sousaphone. They call themselves a brass funk band, but I'm not sure if that tells the story.


Annnyhoooo... I caught them at the Horseshoe, which is one of the big stops along the way for any band of significance, or should-be significance. For some reason they were on at 10 - a little early for how good they are. I'm hope that the next time they're back, they'll be one of the main acts. They absolutely killed it. Big big sound, great energy, and a well-put together set made them stand out in what was a solid lineup for the night.




These kids have been together for two years, and they're already tight. Actually, I'd say they were better live than they are on the video. I'm looking forward to seeing where they go from here. Check their Facebook page for show dates, or follow them on Twitter.